Since this is my first post on this blog, I'm going to give you, my poor, wretched reader, some super-cool 'background information' about me, so that I won't have to contextualise every post I write in the future. I'm a writer. I write novels and screenplays. I'm married. I have three cats. I live in Falmouth. My name's Socrates. I'm half Greek. I'm the kind of dreamy, neurotic little jerk that everyone loves to love. I don't mind using contractions in my writing. I used to l